Welcome to Group Project Hellscape
Where utopian ideals are constantly at odds with existential dread, and the lines between reality and madness are blissfully blurred.
You're here because you've been assigned to this project, and you're probably wondering why you're not back in bed with a warm cup of coffee and a clear conscience.
We're glad you asked. Group Project Hellscape is a place where the impossible deadlines, endless meetings, and soul-sucking bureaucratic red tape come together to create the perfect storm of utopian nightmares.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! We have a team of highly trained professionals who are here to guide you through the hellscape, and provide you with the necessary resources to survive (and even thrive) in this strange new world.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of Group Project Hellscape, and discover the horrors that lie within! Phase 1: The Abyssal Assignment, Phase 2: The Soul-Sucking Schedule, or Phase 3: The Bureaucratic Nightmare - we can't wait to see you there!